Woke up this morning to my dog's incontinence
The saddest telling of life in full speed
Alone on the high way this morning, a detour ahead
The saddest telling of life indeed
But my coffee's still hot and the bananas I bought,
were surprisingly tasty and sweet
But now I have gas. I'm pinching my ass,
so I don't wake my co-workers sleep
I know I'm late to the party.
ReplyDeleteAnd my prose is as stale as melba
But your verses about being farty
Are rockin' like the music from Zelda
And though it may sound kind of rude
There's music in flatulent places
If I eat enough Indian food
I think I can play Camp Town Races.