Be Cool

I don't want to say that I could care less who sits in the Presidential Office seat, because I do.  I want to see President Obama finish this thing out.  I like the man. I've seen him speak; I've shaken his hand, and I even have a recording of him saying hi to my daughter.  Me: Sir! Sir, could you please say hi to my daughter?  BO (this was pre-POTUS) looks at me; looks at my recorder, then says "Hi, daughter!".  Ugh! I couldn't even get Ellek's name out to give him! It was weird for both of us, but he was cool.  And more than anything, our leader should be cool. You can still be a tight ass, just be cool.  Bill Clinton was cool.  Hell, George W. was cool!  He may have been clueless, but he was cool, I liked him.  No time more so than when he threw the 1st pitch in the MLB game when professional sports commenced after the 9/11 attack.  He threw that ball with purpose and accuracy!  Then, when he turned the keys over to BO.  What a classic moment: W. gives his last speech as Barrack and Michelle fly in on the chopper.  Then GW and [what's her name] meet them half way to switch posts.  Barrack and W. meet each other with "a pound and a bear hug" (classic RZA lyric) like two cool ass, old friends.  Much like the handful of besties I have.  It was familiar to me and real to them.

So while both sides battle it out.  AM radio kicks and screams at the top of it's lungs (man, do they bitch!), Liberal and Conservative media spin out of control, old dicks at home and at work begin to show there most bitter side.  I just sit back and stay cool because cooler heads prevail.  Nobody's cooler than BO.  Well, the saxophone playin', cigar toking-playboy Billy Clint was real cool.  Chris Rock tweeted: If Bill Clinton had mike Bloomberg's money he'd still be president, but he was more rootin' and tootin' like Yosemite Sam.  Barrack Obama is Bugs Bunny.  Mitt Romney is Elmer Fudd.  He's trying to "Kill the wabbit" but he will fail because he's not cool.  His disillusionment, un-reality and tight-asstedness seeps through his pours and I pray that this nation will overwhelmingly agree to stay the course of coolness and not let this guy put his square ass in the boss's seat.  Politics is not my thing.  I can give an opinion, maybe but I can hardly retort.  To win an election based on coolness, I know, is so high school.  Those were the days, though.  Those were the days.